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- Anarchist Phone Pranks Vol. IV 'THE 700 CLUB GAME'
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- Typed and Edited by The 0mega. Written 08/25/86
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- Editor's Note: Spread this File everywhere and help fight scheming,
- money-hungry, self-righteous Religious fanatics who would choke your Freedoms,
- steal your dollars and make their holy clap-trap the Law of the Land.
-
- Hey, Let's play the 700 Club game!
-
- By now you've probably heard of the great victory of the Amerikkkan
- people
- over the bigoted, sexist forces of evil -- THE MORAL MAJORITY. In less than 6
- months, free-thinking people like yourself sent a clear message to the
- meglomaniacal Jerry Falwell and his Right-Wing Stormtroopers. Amerikkka does
- not need to have it's morality and values dictated to it by a group of
- narrow-minded, self-righteous, elitist pigs! Thanks to the phone-in campaign
- -
- THE FALWELL GAME - Rev. Jerry is many millions of dollars in debt and his
- organization is in serious trouble. We may have stopped Jerry, but his good
- buddy Pat Robertson and his "700 Club" are now posing a greater threat to our
- Liberty and Freedom than Jerry ever did. Not only does Pat regularly deceive
- a
- large number of TV viewers of his "Christian" Broadcasting Network by bilking
- them out of millions of dollars anually, but he is also running for the
- presidency of the United States (Can you believe it?). In Michigan, Pat has
- out-spent his right-wing rivals, Bush and Kemp, in preparation for the Primary
- there and has a majority of the possible Republican delegates. He has proven
- to be a formidable candidate for the Republican nomination and may become an
- influential power-broker in the 1988 elections. Robertson's strength "lies"
- in
- his ability to raise huge amounts of cash through TV appeals, free phone
- lines,
- and direct mailings, not to mention generous support from rich Reactionary
- Greed-Heads and Corporations (and Joe-Q Businesspig). But, as has been shown
- with THE FALWELL GAME, the power of the media can be turned against those who
- seek to manipulate it. Once again, we turn to the phone as our weapon of
- Anarchy. Thus, again, a game:
-
- THE 700 CLUB GAME
-
- It is simple to play. You just pick up your phone and dial 1-800-446-
- 0700
- (anytime 7 days a week, so they claim). When someone answers, just hang up.
- >CLICK<! There, *YOU* just cost Pat one dollar. I feel better already, don't
- you? (I can just see Pat on the screen saying "I know someone out there has
- been healed through the works of the Lord..." Just think how therapeutic
- auto-dialing can be!) See how it all adds up? But do not just hang up. Talk
- to the fanatic on the other end. Aggravate them - CAT's MEOW can be nice for
- this sort of thing. Pledge money (Don't worry about paying it, though.) Get
- on their mailing list (or get someone else on their mailing list, while you're
- at it. Gotta spread some of that 'Good Word' around, you know!) - you receive
- a monthly copy of "Touchpoint", plus you receive POSTAGE-PAID envelopes for
- your donations. Send it back empty, so it costs them money for that, too.
- You
- might even want to enclose pentagrams, charred ashes, passages from the
- Satanic
- Bible, "The Book of Shadows", or lyrics - Pink Floyd lyrics from "The Wall" or
- lyrics from Led Zep's "Stairway to Heaven" or Depeche Mode's "Blasphemous
- Rumours" or something equally satanic to get your message across - that
- 'personal' touch. Be creative. Change your address while you're at it. And
- there's always my trademark of sending monopoly money... And just think of
- the
- trouble and expense it would cost them to send their monthly Blasphemer to
- addresses that didn't exist or zip-codes yet to be assigned? That big "Return
- to Sender/Postage Cancelled" stamped all over it should be a big thrill to Pat
- at G.O.D. headquarters.
-
- Remember, that number again is:
-
- /%> 1-800/446-0700 <%\
-
- 'Pat Robertson - a step in the Reich direction.' Makes a good add-campaign
- slogan, don't you think? So go ahead, let your conscience be your guide.
- Sound
- the Fascist alert! Dial that number! Dial it at least a couple of times a
- day; it doesn't cost *YOU* anything.
-
- Call Infinity's Edge at 805/683-2725 and let us know about your progress
- and scamming. Mention our Articles and where you've seen them and gain higher
- access. We should be putting up our [L]ibrary within a week of this article's
- publication - 1 megz at least. So check it out.
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